November is National Face Stuffing Month, a time to find ways to really stuff your boys face. I want to clarify some misconceptions about Face Stuffing Month. This month isn’t just about making sure your boy sucks a lot of dick or swallows a ton of cum or even has his throat fucked senseless. It’s about more than that.
Your boy’s face needs to be STUFFED. This can mean several things. It may mean you seek out the thickest, fattest dicks that will really do some lip damage. It may mean that your son has several dicks stuffed into his mouth at once. In fact, the best way to celebrate November 1 is to get as many strangers into your house as possible, and see how many cockheads your kid can take. Remember, he should be able to take one for each year of life! Last year’s record was six.
A few signs that you’re doing National Face Stuffing Month right:
1. Your son is constantly applying chapstick, but to no avail.
2. He has trouble speaking, but can still say “MOAH COAH PLEASE!”
3. He keeps bugging you to take him to the dentist to see if he’s gonna be OK with his jaw in such terrible shape.
4. By November 31, your sons’ face is so fucked up that he’s not recognizable. About two-thirds of his face should be open mouth gaping lips.
Lucky for him, December is National Butt Stuffing Month. He can give that jaw a rest!